Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Not Half Bad
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Labels: my life, scout, serious thoughts
Monday, December 29, 2008
Oh, Band, Oh, Brother, Oh, Bother!!
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Thursday, December 25, 2008
LuLaLuLaLu~
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Monday, December 22, 2008
Alive Anymore *copyrights reserved*
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Saturday, December 20, 2008
Again
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Which is nicer?
and this..
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Fkin angry
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Crazy
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Sunday, December 7, 2008
Ma Bo de Qing Ge
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So what?
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Woot!
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Kl
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Labels: my life
Friday, November 7, 2008
KGS
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Thursday, November 6, 2008
So forgetful..
In the last post, I forgot to mention jacqueline's blog url..hehe.. Here it is.. http://www.jumjumjump.blogspot.com So forgetful of me.. In case you're wondering, jumjum's her much beloved bolster..
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Today, today!
Finally, a post where i actually write about what happened today rather than yesterday or the day before or some other time in the past.. Well.. Jacq, cam, shu ee, bi ai, si wei n me.. The so called 'stardusted ex-prefects' were called to..um..menjaga kelas.. By whom? None other than our most beloved (blerkhs) ms wee lorz.. So there we were.. Jalan jalan.. Chit chat here, chit chat there.. Cam showing off her (amazing) rubik skills.. Took care of a few classes (man, caesar so hiao!) And..well..made a few new friends! Not bad..took a few pics too.. Wanna c
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Labels: my life
Zz
Had quite a good day yesterday.. Teased bernard a lot.. poor ad'ike.. Hmn.. NOT gonna mention how a certain some1 completely ruined an otherwise near-perfect day.. Zz.. cant there be a day whr everything is right, oh so right? oh well..
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
Have you ever?
Have you ever loved somebody so bad it makes you cry? Have you ever needed something so much you cant sleep at night? Have you ever? Oh, have you ever? Seriously, is there anyone in this world who understands how i feel now. Anyone who understands how much i need her right now.. Im sorry..Im so so sorry.. I want you back..But you know I cant..
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More lame jokes
Boeing 747??!! You dont get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a Boeing 747 to get free peanuts. And only if MAS runs the plane. Superhero Superdilemma Batman never fights crime in neighbourhoods that needs it. I'd like to see Batman fight crime in my neighbourhood. "Robin?" "Yes, Batman?" "Didnt we park the car right here, man?" Phone Confusion A group of guys are in the locker room when a mobile phone suddenly rings. One of them picks it up. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Well, I have the news. The house we wanted is back on the market. They're asking for $950,000. Man: "Well then, go ahead and make an offer, but make it $1.2 million so we'll be sure to get it." Woman: "OK, i'll see you later. I love you!" Man: "I love you too." The man hangs up. Then he asks, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?" Star Wars kiddo Somewhere in a city far, far away.. A kid gets a Dath Vader costume for his 3rd birthday. Turning to his father, he says in his best Darth Vader voice,"Daddy, I am your father."
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Lame jokes and all the rest
Gay people invented sports. Who agrees? No? Think about it. Boxing: two topless men..in silk shorts..fighting over a belt.. -Ant- How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. -Emo Phillips- Laundry So they're showing me, on television, the detergent getting the bloodstain out. I mean, come on, you got a T-shirt with blood all over it. Maybe laundry isnt your biggest problem right now. -Jerry Seinfeld- Every group is a racist. White folk will see a group of Indian people together and they're like, "Look at all those brown people, they're probably all very happy together". Then you get together in the same group of people, and like, "Hey, you from India? Im from India. Which part? No, not that part. Go to hell, you dirty bastard". -Dave Atell- Driving lesson Have you ever noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot while anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Some points parents would approve When she was in high school my sister went out with the captain of the chhess team. My parents simply loved him. They figured that any guy who took hours to make a move was fine by them. -Brian Kiley- Carrots: Vegetarians, no offence We've learned in school (Form 2 Chapter 2 Nutrition to be exact) that carrots are good for your eyesight because they contain Vitamin A. Well, why are there so many dead rabbits on the highway then? Explain that, mothers!! Disadvantages of credit cards My wife has tons of credit cards. She has so many magnetic strips in her wallet, her purse points north. -Peter Sosso- Men The problem is that God give man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. -Robin Williams-
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Friday, October 17, 2008
Cheating in Exams
Has anyone noticed cheating is rampant in school nowadays? This is, of course, asking the teachers and whatever education officials or whatnot who happened to stumble across this page.. Let me give you an example.. My seating in class is the very first row, the very first table.. I'll dub the person sitting behind me as A, and the person sitting in front of the person to my immediate right, which is the first person in the second row (facing the blackboard) as B.. When we were sitting for our Chinese 1 exam, B asked me to give him answers to 15 questions. B has no interest in Chinese at all, and so he's planning to take our Chinese teacher's suggestion to drop Chinese next year as he did not want to fail Chinese in PMR..He said since this was the last time he was taking a Chinese exam, he really wanted to pass it, even if it meant cheating. So I gave in and we reached an agreement. When the teacher wasnt looking, he would look at me and show me a question that he needed an answer to. Example: When he wanted the answer to question number 13, he would show me a 1 followed by a 3 using his fingers, and I on the other hand would give him a signal telling him if the answer was A, B, C or D. I did this by touching a part of my face: A - the eyes, B - the nose, C - the mouth, D - the ears. Through this method, I gave him 15 answers for Chinese 1. Another method is to scrunch up pieces of paper and scattering them around the table. This will make it look like they're pieces of rubbish. When the time comes, you pick up the pieces of paper and scribble your questions onto the paper. This is done when the teacher is walking around the class or when she isnt looking. Then you pass it to the person behind you, like me, or you throw it to whoever you want, also when the teacher isnt looking. That person then gives you the answers and then gives it back to you. Efficient if you do it right. One more very devious method is left for me to introduce to you. Im sure most people out there are familiar with the alphabetical capabilities of the Casio fx-570MS scientific calculator, right? In case you didnt, this calculator can be used to type out all the letters of the alphabet except Q, V, W and Z. J, L and S is substituted by the number 5, which looks like those.. Now during the Mathematic 1 test on Friday, which is yesterday, we were allowed to bring in our scientific calculators for the exam. We were baby-sitted by a teacher whom i will not name. This teacher is very strict and his/her wrath is not to be tested. Then i had a problem with question number 37, to which i could not find the answer, no matter how hard I tried. But since I could not turn around or pass notes or anything for fear of the teacher, I did something very (pardon my arrogance) clever..Well, I dont think it qualifies as clever, but.. Using my 570 calculator, i typed in the words 1f CORRECT h1T mE which comes across as 'If correct, hit me' and angled the calculator so he could see. Hoping A behind me had noticed, i typed 37.A i heard a rustling of papers, but no response. Good, he knew what I wanted. 37.B, i typed. Stil no response. Then i typed 37.C ..and he subtly, ever so subtly nudged my back. BINGO!! Now is that sweet or what? Haha.. The point of this post is, it is very very easy to cheat in exams since teachers dont really notice what you are doing. However, if the teacher does actually pay more attention to the movement of students in class, THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AT ALL!!! So, teachers and whatnot, I issue you a challenge. Try to catch us. There's a few cheaters in every class. Well, except maybe 2g and 2h. But my point is made. Touche.
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Labels: serious thoughts
Test is Over
Test time is finally over!! Ohyea!!! Hahaha.... Our long, long ordeal..finally.. After 3 weeks of hard prep.. We can finally ENJOY!!
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Labels: my life
Monday, September 1, 2008
The start of Random Thoughts
Oh well here we go..another new blog, another pesky little burden to add to my everyday life.. But..well..where else am I gonna unload all those random thoughts that bug you everyday but you just never can find the time to deal with..?? i mean..those times which usually pop up once or twice a day and get you thinking about life and its meaning..death and why it happens..or even why you choose peanut butter over jam.. okay..so maybe this guy behind this laptop right now is really a bit weird and maybe a little crazy..but hey..who will find out who i am? if i've gotten you a bit confused so far, im sorry..i didnt ask you to read this..you can navigate away if you want..this is just a way for me to express my feelings..not really for reading..
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