Okay

Okay. I know I havent posted for awhile, Im sorry, no time to hit the blogs at all since Form3.. So.. Yeah.. This'll be a pit stop in my long and torturing ordeal called studying.. Loads of homework, tuition, and Im doing lots of serious juggling to complete all this, a few outstanding projects, and cleaning my room before my dear beloved niece comes back on Saturday. *sigh* Been suffering from severe bouts of depression which comes and goes easily and spontaneously. I seriously regret not doing more to gain your trust and I regret wasting the time I had with you. Now your gone, I seriously miss you. Like crazy. Dun wanna say much in case you see this or something.. So.. Yeah.. So..Erm.. Yeah.. Dont really know what to post.. Its not like my life is interesting anyway. And those parts that are interesting Im not very keen on sharing with the world. Since my blog is open to the people, there is always something or everything that I cannot post. A blog isnt a diary as some might think (oh here I go again) but rather a portal to the world in which we can look out of and explore rather than a diary to record what happens in our lives. Cuz a blog is meant for people to read, and to satisfy people we cannot post items that are negative in nature, especially not toward the reader. This seriously constricts our choices and topics on which to blog upon. I find that most blogs are a LIE in which the author writes not who he or she is, but what he or she wishes to show the world. The real person behind a blog might not be as perfect as his ideals, or stands upon certain topics, for it is not what a person says that shows him, but what he does NOT debate upon depict him for what he really is. -Fin- There. I've just finished one of those periods in which I actually debate with myself upon a topic which is utterly lame. I apologize to all readers for the inconvenience caused by you reading this post. But Im not feeling very well lately both mentally and physically. I just hope Im stil rational and of sound mind when I complete PMR. There. I have posted in my blog. Happy much? Thankee~ The End

No!

No!

Today started out as a GOOD day..

Now its a BAD day..

You said you would wait..

Now you say you dont know

Argh!..

Im so damn confused..

Is it worth it?

Can we go on?

Or is this it?

Just tell me what you want..

Or maybe not..

Cuz..

Im scared.. Of the answer..

Shit..

Shitshitshitshitshit..

Cant breathe..

No..

Jokes! More Jokes!

The below content is not suitable for those below 18 years of age. Please do not continue if you are younger than 18 years old. Thank you. ****************************************** Having said that, I will thus say that the below is some of the less gross ones.. Enjoy! *** Ordeal of fruit You guys have probably heard this before, but.. Two guys were marooned on an island and were captured by cannibals. The caanibals told them that unless they underwent the Ordeal of Fruit, they would be killed and eaten. They were each instructed to collect 100 of any type of fruit and bring it back. So they both set off and an hour later, the first guy camme back with 20 grapes. The cannibals then ordered him to shove all 100 grapes up his asshole. If he laughed, he would be killed immediately. Before the guy even put the first grape in, he started to smile. A few seconds later, he chucklled and finally laughed out loud. The caanibals said to him, " You do realize that you are now about to be killed, right?" The guy answered, " Yes, but I just thought of my friend who's out there collecting pineapples. *** Elevators A countryside family went to the city for the first time. They were all very awed by the tall skyscrapers and many people. Somehow, the father and son and their mother got seperated. The father and son arrived in front of a metal door that opened and shut into a small metal room. Soon affter, an old woman in a wheelchair came and pressed a button on the wall. The metal doors opened, and the old woman went in. They watched in wonder as the lights on top of the metal doors lighted up one by one, then lighted up in the reverse order. When the metal doors finally opene again, a beautiful blonde woman stepped out and walked off. Man to son: "Son, go get your mother....." *** The flute player A worker at a factory had an accident with the machines one day and as a result, his penis was mangled and nearly destroyed. After over a dozen hours of grueling surgery, the professional surgeon finally patched up the poor guys member. After the surgery, the surgeon handed the man a business card. 'That's my brother," he said. "Go see him, he'll be really useful to your recovery." After taking a look at the card, the man exclaims, "But it says here your brother is a professional flute player!" "I know," said the surgeon calmly. "He's gonna teach you where to put your fingers so you dont piss in your eyes." *** Utterly helpless A man with no arms or legs was lounging by the beach. A few hot chicks came over to his spot. One of them said," Oh, poor you. Have you ever been hugged before?" The man answers no, and the girl hugs him. Another says, " Oh poor you. Have you ever been kissed before?" The man answers no, and the girl kisses him. A third one takes one look at the poor limbless man and says," Have you ever been fucked before?" The man answers no and is very excited. "Well," says the girl. "Now you will be. The tide's coming in.."

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Size Does Matter

Three men are marooned on an island. A cannibal comes out of nowhere with a

fearsome looking spear. He says he will tell them of a place where there was a boat

if the size of all three of their penises were longer than his.

When he took out his love member, it was a whopping 20cm long.

The first guy unzips his pants and reveals a 10cm long penis.

The second unzips his pants and reveals a 9cm long one.

Knowing they had only 1cm to go to beat the cannibal, they were confident of winning.

The third guy unzips his pants and reveals a puny cock measuring 1cm.

As they were rowing away in the boat the cannibals had grudgingly gave them,

The first guy says, " You guys are lucky my kid is 10cm long.."

The second guy says, " Well, you guys are equally lucky that I have a 9cm long one."

The third guy says, "Yeah.. You guys are lucky I had an erection.."

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Dont balk at the content. No choice, its too funny not to blog..

Haha.. Sorry, all.. XD

So Long to 2008

So. 2008 has come and gone. It is now the 1st of January 2009. Walking down memory lane, I reflect on what I have done, and a few memorable events stil cling to mind. Jobweek.. Koperasi day which was also on my birthday, and the various surprises packaged with it.. The time I fell from the 3rd floor to the second (ouch).. The wonderful time I had with my ex girlfriend.. And various band activities.. Antac.. It has certainly been a fun year. However, what was most memorable and fresh in my memories is stil that of Antac 2008.. I grew alot during this camp. It seems that for every camp and/or band display that i partake in, I have grown to love scouting more and more. Although I have plenty of regrets for being a very inactive member last year and not finishing my Usaha scheme, I stil have no regrets for being a scout, no matter what I do. On the other hand, my studies which took a very bad turn in Form 1 and has managed to drop alarmingly every semester is stil worrying me. I wonder if I have enough time to make up for the times I did not even bother to study these two years. It seems I indeed have to burn some more midnite oil to catch up. Target for PMR: 7a.. Wow.. Memandangkan my standard is stil very low now.. *sigh* Oh well.. No use crying over spilt milk.. As the clock ticks on, 2008 is fading into a distant memory with each passing second, hour, day, week, month.. Indeed, 2008 has been a bittersweet year for me. Hopefully, 2009 will take a turn for better in all aspects of my life.

Ready? 3..2..1.. *BOOM*

Happie New Year!!!

All da best to everyone.. Til now, tis' all. Sayonara, and a happy new year to all..